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1-Apr-2005 |
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New At Tunes: Ted Alert |
Greetings,
Deranged, weapons-obsessed timebomb Ted Nugent is in the
headlines again after a jury ruled against organisers of
the Muskegon Music Festival, who cancelled The Nuge's
forthcoming appearance following allegations that he had
made racist remarks during a radio interview in Denver.
The clapped-out NRA stooge was awarded $80,000 in damages,
plus a further $20,000 for lost proceeds from the sale of
merchandise. Among Ted's merchandise, available from
www.tednugent.com are the following items:
* 'The NugentBlades Broadhead' - $9.99
"The bow-hunter's dream head. Balanced, tuned, and deadly
Tedly sharp, ready to kill the largest game in the world.
Proven on elk, buffalo, caribou, moose, cape buffalo, rhino,
bear, wild hog and every other game to be found."
* 'God, Guns & Rock'n Roll' Paperback - $16.99
"The MotorCity Madman rocks the anti-gun movement to its
very foundation by debunking bogus statistics and offering
the Truth about guns in America."
* 'Kill It Grill It Cookbook' - $21.95
"Learn how to kill legal game, add fire and devour - Nuge
style! Includes the very best Ted-tested, Ted-approved
recipes."
And for the little ones:
* Kids 'Hunting with Dad' camo hat - $5.00
"C'mon kids!! Let's whack em and stack em!! I just wanna go
huntin!!"
* 'Grampa's Lil Hunter' Baby Bib - $2.99
"A great gift!"
* Infants Zebra-pattern 'Born to Hunt' hat - $5.00
"Classic Zebra hat, with 'Born to Hunt' in red crayon print
across the front. Fits Infant to 3 yrs old."
* 'Buckshot Baby Great White Buffalo' soft toy - $0.99
"Another little hunter favorite. Kids love these!"
Ever get the feeling you landed on the wrong planet?
##ALBUM OF THE WEEK##
>>Brothers On The Slide (Pres. by Bluey/Incognito) - Various<<
Subtitled 'The Story Of UK Funk', this informed selection
harks back to the first murmurs of funk in the UK. Ground-
breaking, often overlooked tunes from the genre with in-depth
liner notes, artist interviews and rare photos.
http://www.tunes.co.uk/tunes/featured/9876.html
##ALBUMS##
>>Danny Howells: Miami #27 - Various<<
World class jock Howells brings together house in all its
manifestations alongside disco, techno and floor-tuned
eclectica in a lavishly packaged, limited edition mixed
double CD package. Also on triple unmixed vinyl.
http://www.tunes.co.uk/tunes/featured/9883.html
>>Rip It Up - Malente<<
Essential new album from German breakbeat-funk maestro
featuring three brand new tracks and ten remixes from
Killergroove, Boca 45, Rubberfunk, Dublex and more...
http://www.tunes.co.uk/tunes/featured/9874.html
>>Sunshine Day - Osibisa<<
Definitive collection of music from one of the most
important Afro highlife/US soul-funk-rock crossover
bands, formed in London in 1969...
http://www.tunes.co.uk/tunes/featured/9872.html
>>Back To The Old School - Just-Ice<<
Reissue of hip hop/gangsta rap precursor Just-ice's
Kurtis Mantronik-produced debut album from 1986.
http://www.tunes.co.uk/tunes/featured/9873.html
>>Doing Their Own Thing - Maceo & The King's Men<<
Recorded during the period when Maceo left James Brown's
band and undoubtedly every bit as funky as the JBs. A feast
of growling basslines, tough beats, jazzy chops and horns.
http://www.tunes.co.uk/tunes/featured/9881.html
>>Massive Classics Vol. 1 - Various<<
Excellent comp of full versions of tracks sampled by
Massive Attack for their 'Blue Lines' and 'Protection'
albums. A genre-hopping set of brilliant songs.
http://www.tunes.co.uk/tunes/featured/9878.html
>>Down To Earth - Verna Francis<<
Nu-soul diva Verna Francis debuts with a polished album of
mellow grooves and '70s space funk nuances. Co-produced by
Restless Soul, with trademark tight beats, keys and strings.
http://www.tunes.co.uk/tunes/featured/9879.html
>>AfterDark Paris - Various<<
Delicious double disc compilation focusing on the chic club
sounds of gay Paris compiled and mixed by DJ Rork (boss of
Serial Records) and DJ Gilb'r (chief at Versatile Records).
http://www.tunes.co.uk/tunes/featured/9875.html
>>The Seduction Of Piero Piccioni - Piero Piccioni<<
Selection of score music from Morricone buddy. Inventive,
futuristic jazz for sci-fi, moody orchestration and funk
for gangster movies and organ and wah-wah groovers.
http://www.tunes.co.uk/tunes/featured/9877.html
>>Killer Meters: A Tribute To The Meters - Killer Meters<<
Scenario producer Sparo and his straight-up, funked-out
live band specialise in replicating the sound of The Meters,
and they redeem themselves with plenty of style here.
http://www.tunes.co.uk/tunes/featured/9882.html
>>Be Cool OST - Various<<
Soundtrack to the 'Get Shorty' sequel deserves more
attention than the flick itself. A sterling selection of
funk, '70s disco and contemporary cuts from Kool & The Gang,
James Brown, Black Eyed Peas, Planet Asia...
http://www.tunes.co.uk/tunes/featured/9880.html
All these and loads more albums at:
http://www.tunes.co.uk/tunes/recent_additions/
##SINGLE OF THE WEEK##
>>Who Shot Jaques Laverne? (Sampler) - Various<<
Limited pressing 7" sampler from Danish label Jack To
Phono's excellent 'Who Shot Jaques Laverne?'album. Two
killer tracks of sample-infused leftfield dancefloor
grooves from the consistently good Rubberfunk and
The Bass Snatchers.
http://www.tunes.co.uk/tunes/featured/9904.html
##SINGLES##
>>Grandmaster Clash - Unknown<<
Flash's 'The Message' mashed with The Clash's 'Guns
Of Brixton'. A 7" boot that had to be done really.
Works a treat as well...
http://www.tunes.co.uk/tunes/featured/9905.html
>>Transmission - Ben Mono feat. Capitol A<<
Digital funk/hip hop hybrid from Mono, featuring sometime
Wahoo/Slope/King Britt guest rapper Capitol A's space-
bound drawl.
http://www.tunes.co.uk/tunes/featured/9885.html
>>Daze Of Summer - Unknown?<<
Miguel Migs reworks this Nick Holder's samba classic for
a cheeky 'under the counter' release. Feelgood bouncy
disco house with substance.
http://www.tunes.co.uk/tunes/featured/9894.html
>>It's About Time - Zed & Mr. B<<
Tough and funky electro-analogue blast from Emit's Zero
and Streetwise label boss Boomslang. Flip for the Lyn
Collins-sampling, JB- inspired 'Think!'.
http://www.tunes.co.uk/tunes/featured/9886.html
>>Mister Sinister - Kokolo<<
NYC Afrobeat eight-piece Kokolo present a stunning mini
album of Fela-inspired, brass-heavy Afro tracks. Dancefloor
gold...
http://www.tunes.co.uk/tunes/featured/9891.html
>>B Side Wins Again (Remake) - DJ Spooky vs Dave
Lombardo feat. Chuck D<<
DJ Spooky, Slayer drummer Dave Lombardo, Public Enemy's
Chuck D and Meat Beat Manifesto man Jack Dangers vinyl
collaboration is as good as you might imagine...
http://www.tunes.co.uk/tunes/featured/9889.html
>>Yellow Daisies (Nicola Conte Reworks) - Fertile Ground<<
Nicola Conte and his sextet rework Fertile Ground’s
sublime ‘Yellow Daisies’ to create a whole new bossa,
bongo and double bass jazz-dance vibe.
http://www.tunes.co.uk/tunes/featured/9903.html
>>Tricknology No.8 - Unknown<<
More booty mash-up action as the mysterious Tricknology
drop beefy breaks and ass-kicking b-lines over cut ups
from '80s vocodered electro-disco big 'uns.
http://www.tunes.co.uk/tunes/featured/9898.html
>>Peaches (2005 Re-rub) - A. Skillz feat. Droop Capone<<
Following the huge success of Skillz and Kuts' 'Tricka
Technology' album, Skillz has re-rubbed a pair of the best
joints for 2005. Now with added bounce and sparkle.
http://www.tunes.co.uk/tunes/featured/9887.html
>>Last Man Standing - Cities Of Foam<<
Bristolian producers unleash a deep, uplifting and melodic
Balearic throwback that's hard to resist. Flip for the
dubbed out flamenco-ska of 'Barry Can't Do Flat Tops'
http://www.tunes.co.uk/tunes/featured/9863.html
>>Another Day (Rhyme Writing) - Crown City Rockers<<
Fresh 12" from Crown City Rockers showcases this excellent
collective of musicians, DJs and rappers. Featuring live
drums, guitars and keys on a summertime verbal feast.
http://www.tunes.co.uk/tunes/featured/9892.html
>>Feeling Blue - Silicone Soul<<
Lifted from SS’s forthcoming album, the UK duo's soulful
disco-house is augmented by Louise Marshall's hooky vocal
refrains. 2020 Vision's Sanza and Pulichino provide bass-
enhanced funky remixes.
http://www.tunes.co.uk/tunes/featured/9897.html
>>Afro Lava Lamp - PMT<<
PMT comes back with the kind of minimal, pulsating electro
breakbeat we know and love from him. Flip for Smithmonger's
rough and rude bass-boosted dancefloor damager.
http://www.tunes.co.uk/tunes/featured/9888.html
>>Into My Soul (Nicola Conte Version) - Gabin feat. Dee
Dee Bridgewater<<
Italian Latin-jazz-dance maestro Nicola Conte hits the
jackpot with his extended rework of this vocal jazz track
featuring legend Dee Dee Bridgewater on vocals.
http://www.tunes.co.uk/tunes/featured/9900.html
>>Mixed Up - Funky Transport meets Jonee Q<<
Flygaric Tracks' Iain McPherson and James Sissons team up
with Jonee Q for this classically Classic bleep-house 12".
Sweden's Style Of Eye provides a wobbly re-rerub on the flip.
http://www.tunes.co.uk/tunes/featured/9896.html
>>3 Feet Deep - DJ Format feat. Abdominal & D-Sisive<<
DJ Format returns with the first single from his forthcoming
album. Worked around Format's characteristic tight funk
groovesAbdominal and D-Sisive provide the sharp rhymes.
http://www.tunes.co.uk/tunes/featured/9895.html
>>NRK Remasters: 001 - Twisted Pair / Soul Grabber<<
Remixed and remastered dancefloor classics from the vaults
of Bristol underground house label NRK. Sizzling dancefloor
business with plenty of funk and wiggle.
http://www.tunes.co.uk/tunes/featured/9901.html
>>Avantcore - Busdriver<<
LA underground rapper Busdriver takes three of the most
gifted US remixers/producers around and lets them loose
on a batch of tracks from his album.
http://www.tunes.co.uk/tunes/featured/9902.html
>>Flashlight - Mike Monday<<
Jackin' freaky house from the Monday man with enough acid
tweaks and spaced out effects to guarantee its pending
status as a warehouse party anthem.
http://www.tunes.co.uk/tunes/featured/9899.html
>>Hello There - Caged Baby<<
Limited 7" picture disc sampler from Caged Baby's
forthcoming album. Electronic art-pop business with
melodic hooks a-plenty.
http://www.tunes.co.uk/tunes/featured/9906.html
All these and loads more singles at:
http://www.tunes.co.uk/tunes/recent_singles/
##JUST IN ON VINYL##
Max Glazer presents Dancehall Classics - Various (2x LP)
http://www.tunes.co.uk/tunes/featured/9820.html
##BACK IN STOCK##
RSL - The Mast (12)
http://www.tunes.co.uk/tunes/featured/8541.html
Amerie - Amerie (Album Sampler) (12)
http://www.tunes.co.uk/tunes/featured/9763.html
David Astri - Dancing Digits (12)
http://www.tunes.co.uk/tunes/featured/9719.html
Various - Lounge Mon Amour (2 X CD)
http://www.tunes.co.uk/tunes/featured/6584.html
Various - The Jazz House Independent (4th Issue) (2 X CD)
http://www.tunes.co.uk/tunes/featured/9331.html
Various - Brani Scelti Da Alessio Bertallot: Volume 3 (2 X CD)
http://www.tunes.co.uk/tunes/featured/9527.html
##MAILOUT ARCHIVE##
Access all the previous mailouts for past recommendations, albums
and singles of the week(s) and poisonous rants.
http://www.tunes.co.uk/tunes/mail_archive/
Cheers,
- Derek
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